I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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