but the lizard people decide everything anyway
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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