doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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