RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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