Already got asked if we're dating
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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