I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Randomize
