I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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