I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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