You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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