Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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