it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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