I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I got inside last night via doggy door
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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