we're blogging at a bar
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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