She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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