I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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