Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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