Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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