so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i dont even know how to be here
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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