This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
