Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
