I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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