Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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