how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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