and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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