her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
