I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize