ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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