I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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