Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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