His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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