Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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