There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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