Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I want to fling myself into the sun
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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