First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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