I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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