i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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