How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
