there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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