Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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