Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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