Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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