HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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