were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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