she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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