this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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