Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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