that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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