Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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