Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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