So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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