If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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