How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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